I just marked this as a SPAM comment but it was just too funny not to share. Copied below word for word (I did format a little to make it easier to read.)
ATTENTION ASIAPHILES!!! Read below: I was once like yourself, but I cannot cure you. It takes a person training their own mind in order to change your preference. Instead, I will help you another way. Here is a list of tips on how to HIDE your asiaphilia from an asian woman you are attempting to court:
1. Wear sunglasses. The main way asian women can tell a man is an asiaphile by the look in his eyes, and a person can tell a lot about a person just by looking in the other persons eyes (their mood, their attitude, etc.)
2. Make sure you are hygienic. This is a given for in any situation with a woman. Asiaphiles as asians call you, and once called me, are identified by a certain disgusting thing about them. A lot of asians have made the observation that a lot of asiaphiles dont shower, and some dont shave, and some dont do either. Make sure you are shaven and showered in the mornings. Make sure to get those hair cuts every now and then.
3. Work on your social skills. Social awkwardness can come off bad. In fact, it almost always does. Make sure you are not nervous when talking to one. Try not to stutter, or say "um" too much.
4. Talk to her like any woman of your own race. Not all of them are foreighn, so dont try to talk to them in some random asian language. And dont speak slowly either. When attempting to make conversation, dont ask her where she is from, or about her culture, and dont talk endlessly about how great you think asian culture is. Talk to her like a woman of your own race.
5. Dont be racist. This should be a given, but dont talk about asian steotypes, or make fun of asians, or say that asian men are inferior to her face. try to be racially sensitive.If you seem racist, then she may suspect you are an asiaphile.
6. Respect her like any other woman of your own race. If you have nor respect for women, then I cant help you.
Seems like good advice? I think I need to wear sunglasses more often.
- Mary
